Shower Thoughts

By Olay H.S. Suave

A “lethal dose” is also a “lifetime supply”

Saying the word silent makes a noise

It’s called sand because it’s between the sea and the land

You use the letter X more in math than you do in english

You don’t actually bite down on anything you bite up

“Smelling” is just breathing and thinking about it more

Batman only fights crime at night because if he did it during the day, he would have weird obvious tan lines

Is Jimmy Johns Papa Johns son? Jokes With Jon

Q. Why did the lawyer cross the road? To corrupt the other side.

The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi