Q. What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.
Q. Why was the blonde so exhilarated to finish her puzzle in four months? Because the box said two to four years.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. Why does it take so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run. She’s holding a grenade in her mouth.
Q. What washes up on mini-beaches? Microwaves.
Q. What do you call an alligator who wears a vest? An investigator.
Q. What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the mud, then crosses back to the opposite side? A dirty double crosser.